...I called UPS to see about picking up the Axim tonight. Three phone calls later, I finally got hold of a real person. "Can you connect me to the Fort Wayne office?" No, he says, they don't have any phone numbers here. But the truck will try a delivery tomorrow...
Nobody will be home between 10:30 and 2, I promise you. We all have fucking lives. We work and go to fucking school. Note: I did not actually continue beyond the first sentence.
Okay, he says, I can have them hold it for you starting tomorrow. I want it now. I've only been waiting for this beast since fucking January. That office is open from 8 AM to 8 PM.
Just fucking great. I don't want to wait until tomorrow.
Off we go to the UPS office, at 7:00 PM, to see if maybe everything's all sorty and they can give me the fucking Axim.