Lily: Do I know about women? Me: Want to know them better? Lily: I have...nothing decent to say.
GM: Get your angst on, girl. We're about ready.
DM: To the Outer Planes? Short of a god, there's not much way... Jeff: I need to take "open portal," that's what I need. Me: I need to take "schmooze god". GM (making shoulder rolls): Hey, baby... Me: Open your portal for me...
GM: ...the planar garage-door opener of wickedness...
Angel: We take our horses... GM: Which are alive....(meaningful look) Take a note.
GM: You see something...large and brown. Angel: It's a shit-dragon.
Bri: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.... Dash: We already wasted a few. Why not another?
Me: Will you please refrain from saying witty things while I'm rolling dice? Angel: Yeah. No quips during combat.
GM: It giggles at you. Me: Fuck you. Fucking shit-dragons.
GM: It giggles (clapping his hands) Oooh! Bri: Great. It's flaming.
Jefe: You're obviously worthy of having a song written about you. You're very large and scaly.
Angel: Well, what do you need done? GM (as a dragon): Well, my nails, for one. Me: Oh, my god. It's a fag-dragon.
GM: What'll you give me? Me (indicating Lily): You can have the elf. Angel: We're a -party- of elves.
GM: He stops at you. "What've you got there?" I look up from the computer with a startled expression. GM: He's detecting magic. Me: Oh, whew.
Me: All I want in life is to fuck one person! Jefe: I've had that feeling myself.
Me: I'm going to take a swing at it, just on principle. GM: You hack at dragon flesh. It's dead already. Me: That's okay. I feel better.
GM: There's one blue tile. Me (to Angel): Push on it. Angel (to me): You. Me: Okay. I push on it. GM: Nothing happens. Me: See? Nothing happened. Pansy-ass bitch.
Jefe: Is that undead? Angel: Not yet.
Me: She's an elf. She's not inhuman. Angel: Yes, she is.</l>
Me: I have two masterwork +1 Kamas... Angel: And I have a +1 semicolon.
Bri: How do you say no to that? Jefe: No.
Me: It's a drow! With wings, for her protection.
Me: Eric, I'm out of drink. GM: What? I'm trying to kill you at the moment.