Gir1s forced to fsck by Satanists: And all I can think is - Satanists use Unix? Why are all these poor gir1s being forced to fsck? Did the main breaker blow out?
Gang rappists jaculate into Maids from Bronx: Gang rappists, hey? At least they're not gang rapists. I'd be worried if they were, since 'jaculate' sounds like a car-thieving term. 'hey, if I don't jackunow, I'll jaculate...'
cdopzmyypuklcyqgbujnzm (hyperlink): What?
Enlargo: A proven penis enlargement program that will work for you! ...James, you were always saying that you'd do me if I had a penis. Think it'd work?
Stop paying for Porn! The world's first absolutely FREE adult megasite! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...
Victims rapied by gun in a c.nt: Rapied. Somehow, it just doesn't have the same horrifying effect.
And what I really want to know is how I got on all the rape-porn lists...

now feeling:: annoyed