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...a tribute to becoming a doctor.
Best. Chart. Note. Ever.
"FMR1 H&P reviewed and discussed in rounds. Patient interviewed from doorway but not examined secondary to radiation precautions in place. She feels poorly. Will continue current therapies pending clearance from radiation control."

This woman grew up in a house backing onto an Agent Orange manufacturing plant. They used to throw dioxin at each other on the playground. No wonder everyone in the house has multiple cancers. She's in for radioactive iodine for thyroid ablation.
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gipsieee From: gipsieee Date: January 24th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC) (etched in stone)
My favorite chart note read thusly: "Patient returns home to the cat who will kill her". She was an asthmatic with severe respiratory allergies to cats and refused to give up her pet. She had been hospitalized at least 2 days per week summed over the first 6 months of the year.
The note was written by a student who was chastised for his candor.
waifofthenorth From: waifofthenorth Date: January 25th, 2008 08:52 am (UTC) (etched in stone)
I will remind myself of this every time I think about getting a cat...
fyrfitrmedic From: fyrfitrmedic Date: January 24th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC) (etched in stone)
Chunks of my hometown are currently entombed in salt mines in Utah thanks to a UPenn professor doing some work at home - here's the original site before he went wholesale with radium refinement in a hearby warehouse:


Here's a little more:


ayradyss From: ayradyss Date: January 25th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC) (etched in stone)

That's surreal.
clipdude From: clipdude Date: January 25th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC) (etched in stone)
Oh, wow, that sounds awful!
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