January 24th, 2008

Spay or Neuter

Best. Chart. Note. Ever.

"FMR1 H&P reviewed and discussed in rounds. Patient interviewed from doorway but not examined secondary to radiation precautions in place. She feels poorly. Will continue current therapies pending clearance from radiation control."

This woman grew up in a house backing onto an Agent Orange manufacturing plant. They used to throw dioxin at each other on the playground. No wonder everyone in the house has multiple cancers. She's in for radioactive iodine for thyroid ablation.