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Quotes, Friday 19 September 2003. - Nobody wears a white coat any more... — LiveJournal
...a tribute to becoming a doctor.
Quotes, Friday 19 September 2003.
  • Me: Nothing quite like a vampire with backwash.

  • Me: I have a crack-monkey. I feed it--
    Angel: --Tass.
    Me: Yeah, it smokes tass.
    Lily: No! No undead crack-monkies!

  • GM: I had a train of thought...

  • Lily: What's crawling in your air vents?
    Me: Undead crack-monkey!
    Everyone gets quiet, stares at the vent.

  • Phloxin: I've gone to school for five years in the middle of nowhere just so there won't be any weirdness. I left my country because it was too fucking weird. This is your mess, you clean it up.

  • Me: Dear God: Will you tell me where the vampires are going, please? Oh, and P.S. I want a pony. Love, Joe.

  • James: Newish socks?
    Phloxin: Jewish socks?
    Me: Oh, look! Yarmulkes for your feet!

  • James: They're going to Wal-Mart.
    Me: Because it's open 24 hours, and nobody would notice a fucking vampire in Wal-Mart.
    Angel: I think if it were fucking, they'd notice.

  • Quinby: There are a lot of times that people do things that aren't necessarily correct.
    James: Like the amount of time you spend on your knees...

  • Quinby: Dear God: What the hell is going on?
    Me: Love, Joe.

  • Quinby: An intelligence of 1 and an Arete of 5...
    Me: Ug hunt...
    Angel: What?
    Me: Ug hunt.
    Angel: Oh, I heard 'a cunt'....
    Phloxin: Squishy squishness....squishy squishness....

  • Quinby: Mmmm, your bra stops bullets.
    Me: It's a Wonderbra!
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freakachu420 From: freakachu420 Date: September 20th, 2003 04:49 pm (UTC) (etched in stone)
Hey... weren't you going to tell me stories about kids you've REALLY worried about (including a call to CPS)?
kandikorn From: kandikorn Date: September 20th, 2003 07:41 pm (UTC) (etched in stone)
lmao @ fucking vampires
attickah From: attickah Date: September 21st, 2003 07:58 am (UTC) (etched in stone)

Wal-mart + Vampires

Either the people are more tolerant of finding odd things in Wal*mart than they are in Terre Haute, or the vampires would blend in better than Mike with his leather pants and me in my plastic did if no one would notice them. :-P Never have I seen so many people stop, stare open-mouthed, and rush to get out of our way as I did the night we got dressed-up in fun clothes to go grocery shopping....
daxayl From: daxayl Date: September 22nd, 2003 12:07 am (UTC) (etched in stone)

Re: Wal-mart + Vampires

Our Walmarts and other areas stores tend to get invaded by us and others often enough to not freak out to much. At least when we go at night. Its the day shift that gapes a bit. Then again...last time I went into a walmart I threatened to bean my friend with a five foot frozen alaskan salmon. Which I still swear I'm gonna get a friend or two grab one...wander around and play fight brandish it at young kids (15 and under and any guys that appear amused and are cute). Then if they ask me to stop (if they do..they seem to be very tolerant most of the time), I'll buy it and pretend to be sword fighting as I walk out of the store. (note that all this is assuming I have the gutz to actually go through with it...then again..the support or attention of a Fing hot guy would do the trick easily).
attickah From: attickah Date: September 22nd, 2003 07:13 am (UTC) (etched in stone)

Re: Wal-mart + Vampires

We'd discussed going to the sporting goods section, getting some paddles/oars, putting Mike in the cart and having him pretend he was paddling around the store--while I was pushing the cart. But we never did end up doing that. Me....I always wanted to buy a gun from Wal*Mart at like 3 am sometime....
daxayl From: daxayl Date: September 22nd, 2003 09:21 pm (UTC) (etched in stone)

Re: Wal-mart + Vampires

sounds like fun
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