So, I've been trying to figure out a way to make the terrorists lose. It's been an uphill battle. My first thought was that working hard and paying my taxes would screw every terrorist big time. As it turns out, my parents' tax money actually trained Osama bin Laden to fight the Commies. When they paid their taxes, the terrorists won. Maybe my tax dollars will fund the next bunch of terrorists. That just doesn't seem right. Well, I'll still pay my taxes, but this year I'm sending a note that my taxes should be used to help out retards and crack babies - I have a lot of empathy for the underpriveleged. I hope the IRS listens.Satire amuses me. And I found quite a few of his satirical pieces to be gems. With truth in them, such as "Why I hate Jesus." I had to share.
In the words of my darling Lily, the men are falling asleep. It's awful cute.